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SilentMerch's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 299 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,370 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 3/26/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 3/26/11
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 3/27/11
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 4/1/11
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Apples in the Tree

Children of the Grave Unlocked 6/11/11
5 Points
Reach the graveyard
Dreamer Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
You dream your life away
Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Smashing Pumpkins Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Coward 5 Points Just leave
Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 4/10 (75/330 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 4/2/11
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets Unlocked 4/2/11
5 Points
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Counter Attack Unlocked 4/2/11
10 Points
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
I Like Swords Unlocked 4/2/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer Unlocked 4/2/11
10 Points
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Punching Bag Unlocked 4/2/11
10 Points
Get hit 100 times in total.
Shooter Unlocked 4/2/11
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 4/2/11
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up 10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
Shields On 10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 8/32 (70/600 points)

Chaos Faction 2

Recycler Unlocked 1/31/11
5 Points
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points Burn someone to a crisp
Zoned Out 5 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management 10 Points Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations 10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone 10 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW! 10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Magic Number 10 Points Get a 3x multikill
Zero Gravity 10 Points Go offscreen and recover
4 On The Floor 25 Points Get a 4x multikill
Architect 25 Points Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos 25 Points Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal 25 Points Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran 25 Points Play 10 deathmatch games
Fantastic 5 50 Points Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off! 50 Points Knock someone into space
Pacifist 50 Points Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge 50 Points Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away 50 Points Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Concerned Joe

Gotcha Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Screw up in level 5
Look silly Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Do what the title says
Jailed 5 Points Manage to trap yourself
U mad 5 Points Find the troll face
Dance off 10 Points Start a rave party
Fabulous 10 Points You'll know it when you see it
Villain 10 Points Grow a mustache
Impossible 25 Points Somehow die in the menu
Maniac 25 Points Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Superhero 25 Points Find the secret cape
Cure 50 Points Find the cure for your disease
Sonic 50 Points Be faster than the elevator

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Berserker Unlocked 4/20/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Unlocked 4/20/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Check out the credits page.
Learner Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Unlocked 3/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slime Splatter Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Banker Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Scan 25 foes.
Blacksmith Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Brute Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat Unlocked 3/25/11
10 Points
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Fatty Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Greedy Cat Unlocked 3/25/11
10 Points
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Complete 10 sidequests.
Hoarder Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Get a player up to level 10.
Narwhal Rider Unlocked 3/25/11
10 Points
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Nuke Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Power Leveler Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get a player up to level 20.
Ragnarok Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ruffian Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Shopper Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Skeleton Proof Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Squire Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tasker Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Complete 20 sidequests.
Warrior Unlocked 4/20/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ancient Treasure Unlocked 4/20/11
25 Points
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter Unlocked 4/20/11
25 Points
Scan 50 foes.
Forest Treasure Unlocked 3/21/11
25 Points
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure Unlocked 1/10/13
25 Points
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Knight Unlocked 4/20/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nouveau Riche Unlocked 4/20/11
25 Points
Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure Unlocked 3/21/11
25 Points
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester Unlocked 4/20/11
25 Points
Complete all sidequests.
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 4/20/11
25 Points
Find all treasure chests in town.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 45/60 (550/1,000 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

300 Damage Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Burn Baby Burn Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Chicken Molester Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
First Blood Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
First Casualty Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Keys Unlock Stuff Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Limits Were Broken Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
New Skill Found Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Panty Thief Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Slime Cat Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Start the Game Already Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Used Cut Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Strength Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Water Conducts Unlocked 1/17/14
5 Points
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Level 10 Unlocked 1/17/14
10 Points
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Monster Hunter Unlocked 1/17/14
10 Points
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Zoology Student Unlocked 1/17/14
10 Points
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Deforestation Problem Unlocked 1/17/14
25 Points
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Digging Too Deep Unlocked 1/17/14
25 Points
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
The Gang's All Here Unlocked 1/17/14
25 Points
Find all of your missing party members.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Art Appreciator 5 Points Check out some of the art galleries.
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 25/76 (200/1,200 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

AAAARRG!! Unlocked 3/29/11
5 Points
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction Unlocked 3/29/11
5 Points
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master Unlocked 3/29/11
5 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up Unlocked 3/29/11
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
ACT I Unlocked 3/29/11
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill Unlocked 3/29/11
10 Points
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Mass Destruction Unlocked 3/29/11
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/27 (65/1,000 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 10/24/11
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 10/24/11
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)